Anne of Green Gables Riffing: Pick Up Lines
- Gilbert: Would you like a ride in my rig, Anne?
- Anne: No, thank you...
- Me: Come on, Gilbert, she's probably heard a lot better pick up lines than that.
- Nick: Yeah. Like, "Do you have a little Irish in you? Do you want one?"
- Me: "Hey, baby, is it true what they say about redheads? Fire above, fire below?"
- Nick: "Do the carpets match the drapes? Let's find out."